I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE
i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
“gon’ punch you the fuck out”
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again